The Drowning

The waiting is the worst part.

Missed Connections

I am a wild and majestic stallion swishing it’s mane in the air. You are the cockiest peacock. On the weekends you stand on my back as we strut through the town, making fun of the slack-jawed pedestrians. We don’t need a parade baby, we ARE the parade.

I am a mango. People won’t stop talking about me. I’m on billboards, I never approved of. I can’t grow outside anymore. Every thinks they deserve a bite. There is no peace! This isn’t even my natural climate! Where do I go? What should I do?

You are a national monument. It took me a long time to get here. I didn’t think there would be so much of you. I got nervous, so I wore the wrong kind of shoes. I hope you like my parents. I hope this goes well/is going well because in 2 weeks I’ll get the photos back and you’ll be in every single one. God you’re beautiful. I want to stay here forever. I wish I didn’t have to go back. I’ll be sure to send you a postcard, one of the ones with your face on it.

You are the dictionary I am working at the local piggly-wiggly to pay off my student loans. You have so much to say, but you don’t ever do it. I might smell like ham and tires, but at least I don’t just fucking sit there all day waiting to correct people in some ancient language. 

You are all the lights of Paris. And I just can’t do this anymore.

I am the kettle. I’m burning. I’m drowning. I can’t tell which. I’ll scream anyways.

You are the kite I am the kid. My grandfather talked a lot about you and the grassy knoll he sat on while you spun all around him. Now he spins all around me, and I’ve never felt so heavy. You are filled with holes. I want to fix you. I want to go outside. But I’m afraid it won’t work. What if you fall down?

I am vulture you are the body. Not yet. Not yet.

I am a starfish you are a Lisa frank sticker. This got way out of hand quite literally so quickly, but damn if we don’t look good together.

I am the pitbull you are the fence. All I know is this house of hurt. and I don’t care I don’t care. You can’t keep me here forever. I know his enemies. I can smell them. I can make him love me. I have to. I will find a way, even if it’s through you. 

I am the fence, you are the pitbull. I remember the old woman who lived here before you, and the man before that. They both grew flowers in the backyard. Now there is nothing. Thank you, for crashing your body into mine. I couldn’t stand straight against this crooked house any longer. I hope you stay safe. I hope you find peace. Remember your only joy can also be your only weakness. I used to love when how the wind blew through me.  

i just found…a leech on me…a LEECH.

Sex Jamz

Last Time.

  • 1. Last kiss
  • 2. Last phone call
  • 3. Last text message
  • 4. Last song you listened to
  • 5. Last time you cried
  • 6. Dated someone twice
  • 7. Been cheated on
  • 8. Self harmed
  • 9. Lost someone special
  • 10. Been depressed
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up
  • 12. had sex
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
  • 15. Made a new friend
  • 17. Laughed until you cried
  • 18. Met someone who changed you
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were
  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
  • 27. What time did you wake up today
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
  • 32. What are you listening to right now
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?
  • 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
  • 35. Most visited webpage
  • 36. Favorite colour
  • 37. Nicknames
  • 38. Relationship Status
  • 39. Zodiac sign
  • 40. Male or female
  • 41. Primary school
  • 42. Secondary School
  • 43. High school/college
  • 44. Eye color
  • 46. Height
  • 47. Do you have a crush on someone
  • 48. What do you like about yourself
  • 49. Piercings
  • 50. Tattoos
  • 51. Righty or lefty
  • 53. First piercing
  • 54. First best friend
  • 55. First hookup
  • 56. First Bestfriend
  • 59. Eating
  • 60. Drinking
  • 61. I'm about to
  • 62. Listening to
  • 63. Waiting for
  • 64. Want kids?
  • 65. Get married?
  • 66. Career
  • 67. Lips or eyes
  • 68. Hugs or kisses
  • 69. Shorter or taller
  • 70. Older or Younger
  • 71. Romantic or spontaneous
  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms
  • 73. Sensitive or loud
  • 74. Hook-up or relationship
  • 76. Kissed a stranger
  • 77. Drank hard liquor
  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts
  • 79. Had sex
  • 80. Broken someone's heart
  • 82. Been arrested
  • 83. Turned someone down
  • 84. Cried when someone died
  • 85. Fallen for a friend
  • 86. Yourself
  • 87. Miracles
  • 88. Love at first sight
  • 89. Heaven
  • 90. Santa Clause
  • 91. Kiss on the first date
  • 92. Angels
  • 93. How would you label yourself?
  • 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
  • 95. Did you sing today
  • 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
  • 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 100. Do you like the way you look?
  • Actually ask me something. Anon or not.
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